Part of its brain lives in its arms. It can see with its skin. It has no bones at all, allowing it to fit into any space larger than its beak—oh, and yes, it has a beak ... But it’s not an alien at all ... Video ... The setup ... Image ... What kind of animal is Gonzo? ... .
Lawmakers and analysts alike are perplexed by President Trump’s surprise declaration that his proposed triumphal arch will house “a top grade military complex” in addition to tourist attractions ... .
Gonzo’s says WHATEVER. If you’re unfamiliar, Gonzo is the blue one with the long drooping nose ... Their answer is far weirder than “some kind of funny-looking bird.” Look closely enough at the anatomy and Gonzo stops being a bird at all.
The movie swiftly becomes a gonzo melee of car-chasing, alien-beast-battling craziness, which pauses very briefly after the nonstop rush of the first hour, shortly to resume ... .
"Do you have a question for President Putin?" asked Trump, as the reporters buzzed. "Do you have a question for President Putin?" he pointed at Zelensky... "Dude is gonzo," wrote Democratic political commentator Joanne "JoJoFromJerz" Carducci ... .